What the F*** is all of this??

OK, juz talk bout today first....
My gud form teacher, mrs.xxx(i duno mrs wad la)
juz say my form teacher enough la...

super gud lo tis teacher
she never ever give us hmework wan...

bt unfortunately she is always a magnifier
everything happened she will said sumthing very 夸张

for example: we are juz playin a game with teacher
she said that we are GAMBLING...

we wan to make 班刊 juz to keep our memory
bt she FORBIDDEN us from doin tat..
reason: 你们不是毕业班，还有训导不鼓励

HELLO! R U BLAVING?
训导 will NEVER do tat ok...

maybe it isn't her fault
bt anyway i do reli HATE A MAGNIFIER BESIDE ME doing things like tat...

WHAT THE F*** IS ALL OF THIS?